I Wish I Was a Mario Bro

by Smooth McGroove

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This song is not about Jeren.

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They call me Smooth but yeah I wish that I was Mario
or maybe his brother Luigi, since I'm already so tall and skinny
I'd go to mushroom land and tell the koopa's all what's up
I'd jump on their heads and take their shells, I wouldn't give 'em time to yell for help

Collecting golden coins is something that I do
A diet of magic mushrooms keeps me strong and big enough to
smash any blocks that I need, to move ahead and succeed to the next level
and get me one step closer to the boss

Sometimes I use a yellow star to help me out,
They give me invincibility, though not for long it seems
The orange flowers I prefer, or feathers of power to defer the power of flying to me
Yeah I'm a connoisseur of

Power-ups that I can use, I wish that I could defuse
the bababababombs that blow up, they tend to make me lose
an extra life that I have earned, it really gets me burned
but I could keep movin' on, If I was a mario bro

I wanna be a mario bro, I could be mario or luigi
Sportin' clothes of red or green, christmas colors are my scene
Jumpin' round breakin' blocks with my own head, bowser knows he's only gonna end up dead
I don't care when or where, Princess peach I'll be there

Of all the other heros that I played when I was young
Italian plumbers always seemed to have the most fun
Slidin' through multicolored warp pipes all day long and
flyin' across the screen in red or green it didn't matter to me

Shootin' shells at other bros n' racin my personal kart
You know I always hit the gas before the green light said to start
I wanted to drive the fastest, I always wanted to win
I'd wait for Bowser-to-line-up-behind-me-I'd-drop-a-banana-and-he would spin

Out over the cliff, gone dude! he's outta-the-race
Lakitu would fish him up, Bowser's comin' in at 8th place
Poor guy, you know he never even stood a chance
Not with me in the race, and rockin' mario's face

As my avatar just like I try to all the time
His wonderful moustache and hat, I wish that that they were mine
Though I've never been a fan of wearing overalls
The Mario-bros they pull it off with style, because they have the biggest balls

I wanna be a mario bro, I could be mario or luigi
Sportin' clothes of red or green, christmas colors are my scene
Jumpin' round breakin' blocks with my own head, bowser knows he's only gonna end up dead
I don't care when or where, Princess peach I'll be there

If she could only see me, Jumping really high and doing back flips on to things
Maybe then she'd know I'm, more than just the kid who gets picked last for the kickball team
If I could only eat a mushroom, to make me really strong so she could start to notice me
I could be her knight in shining overalls, shining overalls, yeah

I wanna be a mario bro, I could be mario or luigi
Sportin' clothes of red or green, christmas colors are my scene
Jumpin' round breakin' blocks with my own head, bowser knows he's only gonna end up dead
I don't care when or where, Princess peach I'll be there

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released December 21, 2012

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